Got something very amusing from Internet. New definitions that would reflect a bit humor !
check it ….
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
5. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
6. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
7. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
8. Father: A banker provided by nature.
9. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
10. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
11. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bill